Things that suck but won't go away

Quote of the Day:
"Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in danger of contamination." - Horace Vandergelder, Hello, Dolly!


I would like to begin this post by professing my extreme hatred for the species known as mosquitos.  I have spent the past two weekends being eaten alive overnight by these bloodsucking insects, leaving my normally flawless canvas of alabaster skin (sorta) riddled with ginormous, itchy-as-hell welts.  Now, I am not an angry or vengeful person.  But if a species isn't going to make any valid contribution to the food chain (or society) and then goes around biting everything with a pulse with their nasty, itchy malaria and HIV, I feel entitled to my excessive revulsion.  There is honestly no need for these insects on this planet.  No other species depends on their existence.  So what are they doing here? I understand they're one of God's creatures, but, c'mon!  Is this part of that whole expulsion-from-Eden punishment rigmarole? Cuz it sucks.  That's pretty much all I have to say. Mosquitos suck. No pun intended.... or maybe it was intended.......

Speaking of things that suck but won't go away, Lady Gaga..... no, I don't have anything else.  Just Lady Gaga.... and Justin Bieber...... and Taylor Swift.  Seriously, no wonder today's youth are so fucked up!  If I had to grow up listening to the lame-ass music kids listen to these days, I'd have to shove a po-po-poker in my eye.  Of course, I shouldn't judge.  I spent my childhood listening to Stephen Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Webber, so who am I to say what constitutes as lame-ass music?


I honestly thought I had more to write about this evening.  My brain's going in 18 different directions, mostly concerning self-doubt and job hunting, but I suddenly just got really tired and don't feel like slithering down into that can of worms tonight. Plus I doubt anyone feels like reading heavy melodrama like that at this hour, so I shall bid the interwebs adieu and good night!

Lady Gaga says goodnight too!

Howdy-Do To Starting Anew!

Greetings, Salutations, and Wazzup to you all!

Apparently, my Adventures of a Self-Proclaimed Dork blog has been compromised.  But no matter.  I shall conduct my unfrequented musings at another venue.

If you happened to stumble upon this blog's maiden post (or any future post, for that matter, as I am assuming your stumbling is accidental), let me fill you in on the meat n' potatoes of what kind of stuff you'll be reading:

Context: I have a thought (or a string of thoughts) and I write about it.  My thoughts range from my opinions on pop culture and commercialized holidays to the intelligence of turkeys.  My previous blog was described as the rants and musings of a Nice Jewish Girl with an unhealthy obsession with Broadway musicals.  That's pretty much what to expect here.  I unfortunately don't have the attention span or dedication to come up with a certain theme, but maybe one will evolve one day...

Frequency: I write in waves.  I'll get really inspired and write several entries for a month or two.  Then I'll get writers block or super-laziness and not write a word for a month or two.

Rating:  I have a pretty dry sense of humor with an occasional expletive (or 6) thrown in there.  So while most of my material may be PG-13ish, have your children read at your discretion.

Popularity: I blogged for two years and had only one comment in that time.  The only "follower" I ever had was my boyfriend and he never actually read it.  But that's okay.  I blog like no one's reading, but secretly wish that someone would.  Just like everyone else!

So there you have it, folks!  This is my brain on blogspot.  Happy reading!